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  2. riddlemehiddleston:


This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”


my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this

    riddlemehiddleston:

    This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

    The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

    The first paragraph starts like this:

    “I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

    my own hair is fine

    oh my god where can i buy this

    (Source: m3lodigression)

     
     
  3. dekutree-official:

twirlingtroye:

sneak peak at Iggy Azalea’s new video

how dare you compare teen pop sensation britney britney to her you uncultured swine

    dekutree-official:

    twirlingtroye:

    sneak peak at Iggy Azalea’s new video

    how dare you compare teen pop sensation britney britney to her you uncultured swine

     
     
  4. 1like1prayer:

    when someone drags you and you dont have time to deal with their irrelevant ass

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  5. poetwithoutadream:

    i love this fucking quote so fucking much

    (Source: jonwithabullet)

     
     
  6. a-princess-in-disguise:

    death-by-lulz:

    tell-me-lm-pretty:

    I thought this was gonna be a horror thing

    but it ended up being adorable

    (Source: harveyxspecter)

     
     
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  8. heyfishie:

Oh my god

    heyfishie:

    Oh my god

     
     
  9. biologicallyfemale:

    North Koreans are so crazy about their dear leader, I bet they would even carve their heads on a Mountain they stole from indigenous people

     
     
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  11. officialfrenchtoast:

    not an overreaction

    (Source: taco-bell-rey)

     
     
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  13. meadowkitten:

    ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

     
     
  14. criminallyinnocent:

In 1946,Albert Einstein traveled to Lincoln University in Pennsylvania, the alma mater of Langston Hughes and Thurgood Marshall and the first school in America to grant college degrees to blacks. At Lincoln, Einstein gave a speech in which he called racism “a disease of white people,” and added, “I do not intend to be quiet about it.” He also received an honorary degree and gave a lecture on relativity to Lincoln students.

    criminallyinnocent:

    In 1946,Albert Einstein traveled to Lincoln University in Pennsylvania, the alma mater of Langston Hughes and Thurgood Marshall and the first school in America to grant college degrees to blacks. At Lincoln, Einstein gave a speech in which he called racism “a disease of white people,” and added, “I do not intend to be quiet about it.” He also received an honorary degree and gave a lecture on relativity to Lincoln students.

     
     
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